You want to know where to find comedy in Cape Town.
I know, I get that. But the most recent Google search shows either the Cape Town Comedy Club or an old blog post that hasn’t been updated in a while. And trying to get around the city is hard enough without trying to find comedy in Cape Town in the first place.
Never fear, an actual comedian that plays in these shows is here. Below is the list of frequent comedy shows, and what to expect from the drive and the venue. And I’ll keep updating them when and where I get a chance to play, plus some more insight into their style and enjoyment.
Doesn’t hurt to know proper comedy club etiquette.
The Cape Town Comedy Club - Various
Since 2014, Kurt, Des and the crew have made a presence at the Waterfront for such a beautiful and wonderfully produced stand-up show. Endorsed and invested by one of the Mother City’s most endearing comedians Kurt Schoonraad, you’re invited to enjoy an eclectic evening of good comedy, great food and an fantastic atmosphere. Leave your crap at the door or Bruno the Doorman will throw it out with you in tow.
Trenchtown Comedy - Wednesdays
Founded in the void of the now closed-down Armchair Sundays, comedian Altaaf Sayed is ready to bring fun and laughter to the Observatory crowd at the well-established Trenchtown venue. Expect open-air and great times, starting this Wednesday.
Premium Comedy - Various
Established a few years back by Kenwyn Davids to fill the Mitchell’s Plain market, the Premium Sports Bar has now become the hub of Cape Flats comedy. So many wonderful acts have walked that stage and become legends, and the crowds have cheered like no tomorrow. You want a fun night? Go there.
Tiger's Milk - Last Saturday of the Month
Honing her craft as a gig organiser at Nomad, comedian Chantal Jax Venter now hosts a monthly show at the Tiger's Milk in Long Street.
Mash Tun - Thursdays
One of my favourite spots in mid-town Woodstock run by one of my oldest CT comedy pals, Kurt Langeveld (see above, it's not the venue, it's him), it just sprang up, out of nowhere and became an instant hit. Full house upon full house and the venue is behind it 100%. If you want wonderful comedy in Cape Town with a fantastic burger and chips, look no further.
Frizz Pop Comedy - Last of the month
Occurring at the end of the month but depends on the day, comedian Lindy Johnson and co host an all-female line-up for an industry usually dominated by the guys. Playing at the Raptor Room in Gardens.
Hanover Street Comedy - Various
It comes and goes when someone asks or when promoter Dalin Oliver points it out on his social media, but what a joy to be had in such a beautiful room in Grand West. Hanover Street Night Club boasts multiple levels, so you'll be sure to enjoy the fruit of laughter from both above and below. One of the nicest rooms to ever play in.
Comedy Cartel - Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays
An ambitious venture between two foreign nationals living in the Northern Suburbs, Comedy Cartel is bound to bring the goodness of laughter back to the people that find the CBD a "bit too far.
Stand Up in Stellies - First Monday of the Month
Aandklas in Stellenbosch has been the centre of rock music and rawkus abandon for a few years now, but decent beer flows from the tap and a nice stage next to the loo provides ample entertainment for students and locals alike, and the open mic evening is no exception.
Funky Buddha - Last Thursday of the Month
If it's Paarl and placed inside a well-run nightclub, then by golly-gosh what an evening it could be. Run primarily by Stuart Taylor but features many talented comedians. Past performers included Stuart, Brent Palmer, KG and Liam Bento.
The Secret Place - Thursdays
It's been a long time since I played here, but the tight-knit community comes together to celebrate funnyness in all forms. Presented by lame comic Gerard Siebritz, who doesn't mind just because he's in a wheelchair making people laugh and it doesn't stop him.
Location: The Secret Place, 340 Imam Haron Road, Lansdowne
Station on Bree - Last Thursday of the Month
Challenging but exciting, it happens to have all the wonderful reminders of my time in London without the grumpy armpits. Chuckles at the Choo-Choobs is comedy in Cape Town hosted by versatile comic Chantal Jax Venter.
Kasi Comedy Night - Various
Not quite sure when these shows are happening on which dates or frequency, but people have been raving about it, and would love to try out comedy in Gugulethu one day myself.
Meeting Point - Last Saturday of the Month
I won't lie, it's a strange, compelling show featuring the audience trapped in the room while the comic covers the stairs leading up to Strand street. But when I performed, I loved it.
Fork and Comedy - Last Tuesday of every month
Formerly held at the Fireman's Arms and now moved to old comedy stable the Slug and Lettuce at the River Club in Observatory. Exceptional and vibrant.
Rascals - 2nd Thursday of each Month
Epic, wonderfully hosted and gorgeously filled with people of all different shapes enjoying beautiful comedy in Cape Town. And I can vouch for the pizza.
Roxy Late Night - Sundays
Roxy Late Night in Gardens, a wonderful a lovely spot, and FREE! Sponsored by Savanna with some special deals between 4-6pm.
Grounded Bistro - First Monday of the Month
First Friday of each month. New material by Cape Town's youngest and finest as they deliver fresh new material.
The Nameless Pub - First Monday of the Month
Long ago, in a land far, far away called Somerset West, the Nameless Pub exists. Filled with dronkie lesbians and handy Afrikaners. A fantastic stage to play on, go watch.